Tips for the Beach Goers
1. Spray-on sun screen is the best.
2. While you are in the water, turn your slippers/flip-flops with the bottoms up. This way they won't be hot from the sun when you need to put them back on.
3. Cool Ranch Doritoes are the best with the sun and sand.
4. Sarongs are great to cover up, make you feel sexy, and are good to wear around the house.
5. The beach at sunrise is great. You will only have crabs for company and only your footprints on the the sand.
6. Hawaii has enough different beaches to make everyone happy at some point. Some have lots of waves, some have none. Some have lots of shells, some have none. Some lots of fish, some have none. All has sun and all have fun! (Watch out, Dr. Seuess!!)
7. The drier you are before you leave, the more sand you can get rid of.
8. Sun burns can interfere with returning to the beach.
9. Getting caught in a wave and salt water up your nose is not fun.
10. Catching a wave on a boogie board is fun and way easier than surfing.
11. You will always see chics who look better than you.
12. You will always see chics who look worse than you.
13. If you get lucky, you won't see the guy in the speedos that uh.. well... let's just leave it at that. If you do see him, you will know what I am talking about.
Category: Hawaii









1 Comments:
Most of those apply to Florida. The speedo applies BIG time to Key West.
vw bug [onehappydog@excite.com]
Monday, 18/04/05 3:08 PM
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